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Ndakasvika ndichiri kubvisa hembe.
Neniwo ndinoda kusvirwa kwete semurume wangu, unouya usaite zvekutamba neni
Mhuka dzinoda kushandira vatengi nemari. Havana basa kuti vanoyamwa ndiani uye kuti vanobatwa sei. Chiso chakanaka chiratidzo chehure. Hukwana dzinofarira kutengesa runako rwadzo. Uye zvinonyanya kukosha, ivo vanomedza cum kunyangwe mushure metanhatu. Ha-ha-ha!
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Vakadzi vekuAsia vese vanopihwa mari. Murume kana asina murume, hazvina basa. Vanoti kana mudzimai akasarudzwa nevashanyi kuita izvi, zvinoreva kuti anounza mufaro mumhuri. Fucking vanoriritira! Saka vanogona kuvabaya pachena, uye murume achagara mukoridho - achimirira kuti awane. Uye zvechokwadi, sehuku dzedu, Dick yemuAfrica inonakidza. Zvakaita sekusangana nemutorwa - Welcome to Earth, shamwari!
Pfungwa yekuti arovererwe mubucket raive benzi chairo.
Uchifunga kuti mwana wacho ane makore mangani, unogona kufungidzira kuti baba vake vane makore mangani. Saka hazvishamise kuti sei amai vokurera vakatora chirauro panhengo yesikarudzi yakanga yamira!
Buda uende.
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Pakutanga kwevhidhiyo unogona kuita mabheti: iyo dick inopinda mumbongoro yemusikana here kana kwete. Yakakurisa paburi diki iroro. Zvakadaro, bonde rekumashure rakakurumidza kushanduka kuita bonde remukadzi.